That's fabulous, and also rather interesting! I'm yet to have an encounter with a Sanguis myself (although I do have a rather lovely friendship with a young one). They do sound rather exciting, I have to say.
Have you started experiencing any moonblessing effects, by the way?
Ah, that lines up well with what I've heard...Sanguis are rather famous (infamous?) for their possessiveness and jealousy. I'm sure with the right one, it would be rather cute.
[As would the teasing....hmmm. Perhaps he should be hanging out with more Sanguis...
...also, oh boy-]
Although being a fellow Iris will certainly help! I will congratulate you and commiserate with you. Although if I may be a little bit crude, it will certainly help with your particular tastes. Far less prep work required, I would imagine!
Ah, your bodyguard is here as well? That's incredibly fortunate! And if I think about it, Sanguis is the ideal blessing for a bodyguard, isn't it? Possessive and aggressive...you wouldn't exactly want an Iris bodyguard, would you?
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wait a sec, bodyguard?? Is Yashiro a celebrity, back in his own world? That would be fascinating...]
Apologies if this is too personal, but why is it that you need a bodyguard?
That wouldn't work at all. He'd get all nice and soft.
[ Yashiro is always happy to talk though he's not the least bit offended ]
I'm a successful businessman. [ He's a yakuza... ] And because I'm so good at making money, other people just really hate me. I got shot before I came here, actually. It was a huge hassle -- my arm was fucked up and I couldn't even get myself off.
[...alright, getting shot is really really bad, and everything, but that last line is definitely cracking him up...]
Good to hear your have your priorities sorted! Although I do hope your arm is alright now. A great benefit of Iris is that your healing is rapidly accelerated, so you might find you don't know yourself when the purple moon rises!
[for, uh, multiples reasons, but anyway-]
I'm very impressed to hear of your business success, though! That friend I mentioned was also incredible in that area [-and also a crime lord, what a small world!] but I'm fairly useless, when it comes to business savvy. Hence I've always been impressed by those who are good at it!
I think you're likely not giving yourself enough credit. The world of business can be rather cutthroat - success, particularly the level that requires personal security, is incredibly hard to obtain.
Although I wouldn't assume to lecture you on something you obviously know more about! I just think that people should be proud of their achievements.
To be fair, you haven't told me what kind of business you're in! But I stand by what I said.
[honestly, as long as you're not in the business of 'trying to kill all the people in a region except for a select few because you think humanity is trash', we're good
(don't ask him why that's his boundary)]
What kind of a person is this bodyguard of yours? I may have seen him around.
Haven't a clue! Although the word sounds like it's probably at home in one of the regions east of Kalos. It must be something interesting if you're used to having to allude to it.
[far more Team Rocket than Team Flare, thankfully........]
And I will have to ensure I keep an eye out for Doumeki! I hope he didn't struggle too much with Sanguis.
...alright just promise him you're not all dressed in orange with matching sunglasses]
Ah. Well, that definitely explains the bodyguard and the disapproving doctor friend. But I'm not one to judge! Not to constantly come back to him, but that friend of mine turned out to be the leader of a criminal organisation himself, so...
[why can't he hold all these gang leaders??]
I'm glad you had fun with your bodyguard, at least. If he's Sanguis and you're Iris, that should balance out nicely!
[Thank you, that is...appreciated...perhaps we should move on from this discussion of crime and the men who perform it...
(He is, though :/)]
Ah, of course! I keep forgetting about the triple moon. It seems like you've done your homework! I would say to make sure your bodyguard is with you once Iris hits - since the triple moon happens straight after it - but it seems rather pointless to remind you to keep your bodyguard around, no?
[they are always hot...it doesn't help that he's currently having an argument elsewhere with said friend, while holding baby dragons, but! that's neither here nor there!
also, TMI this might be, but it's a wonderful distraction-]
It sounds like your relationship is a little more complicated than the standard employer/employee.
[To put it mildly!]
Are you close? I'm aware that that could be a stupid question, in the scheme of things.
[ Yes...they're fucking, which brings him back to his original complaint about Iris. Brace yourself because he's gonna overshare about Doumeki big time ]
I think he does -- he can actually get hard during Sanguis, and I didn't hear him complaining about being able to fuck me for real
[He does love the overshare (it makes him laugh), even if there's always a brief moment of blinking to start with....]
Well, that would be an excellent - although I would imagine uncommon - reason to enjoy it!
[oh god, oh no, that's actually really fascinating from a scientific perspective, does he tell his 18yo research partner that Sanguis can restore erectile function?? Is that too lewd?? But it's so interesting-]
I guess if Iris can make us permanently...prepared, it makes sense that Sanguis could do the same for those who might lack the ability to make use of that preparedness.
[ yes, see, they are going to have this conversation for science. and sex science is a science yashiro can totally get behind. ]
Yeah, when you put it that way, I guess it does make sense. It's not like he's hard all the time though -- they should've done that to sanguis! It only seems fair, if Iris has to be wet all the time, right?
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Have you started experiencing any moonblessing effects, by the way?
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[ which is, of course, the point ]
Oh yeah I got caught by one of those B-Cubes, I'm Iris
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[As would the teasing....hmmm. Perhaps he should be hanging out with more Sanguis...
...also, oh boy-]
Although being a fellow Iris will certainly help! I will congratulate you and commiserate with you. Although if I may be a little bit crude, it will certainly help with your particular tastes. Far less prep work required, I would imagine!
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haha, yes I thought the same thing. I can't really complain
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[...
wait a sec, bodyguard?? Is Yashiro a celebrity, back in his own world? That would be fascinating...]
Apologies if this is too personal, but why is it that you need a bodyguard?
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[ Yashiro is always happy to talk though he's not the least bit offended ]
I'm a successful businessman. [ He's a yakuza... ] And because I'm so good at making money, other people just really hate me. I got shot before I came here, actually. It was a huge hassle -- my arm was fucked up and I couldn't even get myself off.
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Good to hear your have your priorities sorted! Although I do hope your arm is alright now. A great benefit of Iris is that your healing is rapidly accelerated, so you might find you don't know yourself when the purple moon rises!
[for, uh, multiples reasons, but anyway-]
I'm very impressed to hear of your business success, though! That friend I mentioned was also incredible in that area [-and also a crime lord, what a small world!] but I'm fairly useless, when it comes to business savvy. Hence I've always been impressed by those who are good at it!
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I sort of fell into it. It's just a coincidence I ended up being any good at it.
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Although I wouldn't assume to lecture you on something you obviously know more about! I just think that people should be proud of their achievements.
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[ thats because yashiro's a yakuza....... ]
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[honestly, as long as you're not in the business of 'trying to kill all the people in a region except for a select few because you think humanity is trash', we're good
(don't ask him why that's his boundary)]
What kind of a person is this bodyguard of yours? I may have seen him around.
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[ Luckily he is not the head of Team Flare ]
He's tall, angry looking. His name is Doumeki. He's a good kid, though, don't let his exterior fool you.
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[far more Team Rocket than Team Flare, thankfully........]
And I will have to ensure I keep an eye out for Doumeki! I hope he didn't struggle too much with Sanguis.
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[ Meowth that's right ]
We worked through it together
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...alright just promise him you're not all dressed in orange with matching sunglasses]
Ah. Well, that definitely explains the bodyguard and the disapproving doctor friend. But I'm not one to judge! Not to constantly come back to him, but that friend of mine turned out to be the leader of a criminal organisation himself, so...
[why can't he hold all these gang leaders??]
I'm glad you had fun with your bodyguard, at least. If he's Sanguis and you're Iris, that should balance out nicely!
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[ He'd ask him if he's hot but he'll....refrain.... for now]
It works out pretty well :) I'm looking forward to the Triple Moon
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(He is, though :/)]
Ah, of course! I keep forgetting about the triple moon. It seems like you've done your homework! I would say to make sure your bodyguard is with you once Iris hits - since the triple moon happens straight after it - but it seems rather pointless to remind you to keep your bodyguard around, no?
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I don't think he'll be much help during Iris, and he probably doesn't want to watch. He always gets weird about it.
[ this is so tmi ]
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also, TMI this might be, but it's a wonderful distraction-]
It sounds like your relationship is a little more complicated than the standard employer/employee.
[To put it mildly!]
Are you close? I'm aware that that could be a stupid question, in the scheme of things.
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[ Ah...Sanguis...so nice ]
Close? Like, emotionally? No.
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I see! Well, if it works for the two of you, then that's all that matters.
[....hmm.]
Does he enjoy being Sanguis, out of curiosity? I ask because it's so rare to find those who genuinely like the moonblessings they've been given.
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I think he does -- he can actually get hard during Sanguis, and I didn't hear him complaining about being able to fuck me for real
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Well, that would be an excellent - although I would imagine uncommon - reason to enjoy it!
[oh god, oh no, that's actually really fascinating from a scientific perspective, does he tell his 18yo research partner that Sanguis can restore erectile function?? Is that too lewd?? But it's so interesting-]
I guess if Iris can make us permanently...prepared, it makes sense that Sanguis could do the same for those who might lack the ability to make use of that preparedness.
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Yeah, when you put it that way, I guess it does make sense. It's not like he's hard all the time though -- they should've done that to sanguis! It only seems fair, if Iris has to be wet all the time, right?
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