To be fair, you haven't told me what kind of business you're in! But I stand by what I said.
[honestly, as long as you're not in the business of 'trying to kill all the people in a region except for a select few because you think humanity is trash', we're good
(don't ask him why that's his boundary)]
What kind of a person is this bodyguard of yours? I may have seen him around.
Haven't a clue! Although the word sounds like it's probably at home in one of the regions east of Kalos. It must be something interesting if you're used to having to allude to it.
[far more Team Rocket than Team Flare, thankfully........]
And I will have to ensure I keep an eye out for Doumeki! I hope he didn't struggle too much with Sanguis.
...alright just promise him you're not all dressed in orange with matching sunglasses]
Ah. Well, that definitely explains the bodyguard and the disapproving doctor friend. But I'm not one to judge! Not to constantly come back to him, but that friend of mine turned out to be the leader of a criminal organisation himself, so...
[why can't he hold all these gang leaders??]
I'm glad you had fun with your bodyguard, at least. If he's Sanguis and you're Iris, that should balance out nicely!
[Thank you, that is...appreciated...perhaps we should move on from this discussion of crime and the men who perform it...
(He is, though :/)]
Ah, of course! I keep forgetting about the triple moon. It seems like you've done your homework! I would say to make sure your bodyguard is with you once Iris hits - since the triple moon happens straight after it - but it seems rather pointless to remind you to keep your bodyguard around, no?
[they are always hot...it doesn't help that he's currently having an argument elsewhere with said friend, while holding baby dragons, but! that's neither here nor there!
also, TMI this might be, but it's a wonderful distraction-]
It sounds like your relationship is a little more complicated than the standard employer/employee.
[To put it mildly!]
Are you close? I'm aware that that could be a stupid question, in the scheme of things.
[ Yes...they're fucking, which brings him back to his original complaint about Iris. Brace yourself because he's gonna overshare about Doumeki big time ]
I think he does -- he can actually get hard during Sanguis, and I didn't hear him complaining about being able to fuck me for real
[He does love the overshare (it makes him laugh), even if there's always a brief moment of blinking to start with....]
Well, that would be an excellent - although I would imagine uncommon - reason to enjoy it!
[oh god, oh no, that's actually really fascinating from a scientific perspective, does he tell his 18yo research partner that Sanguis can restore erectile function?? Is that too lewd?? But it's so interesting-]
I guess if Iris can make us permanently...prepared, it makes sense that Sanguis could do the same for those who might lack the ability to make use of that preparedness.
[ yes, see, they are going to have this conversation for science. and sex science is a science yashiro can totally get behind. ]
Yeah, when you put it that way, I guess it does make sense. It's not like he's hard all the time though -- they should've done that to sanguis! It only seems fair, if Iris has to be wet all the time, right?
You're right! That would only be fair, no? From what I've learned, we've definitely earned the short end of the stick. I know Sanguis gets the extreme mood-swings as well, but Cordis just seem to get hungry! They're definitely the lucky ones.
[Seriously, if all he wanted to do during the moon cycle was eat, that would be fine. If only...]
It leads me to believe that Iris is the most....how do I say...flexible moonblessing. We make perfect partners for Sanguis or Cordis, don't we? The former, I suppose, in particular.
It's like a porn thing -- alpha, beta, omega. The alphas do the fucking, the omegas get fucked, and the betas are there?? They make people want to fuck or something. I don't know, whatever cordis do I guess.
It's kind of niche -- it tends to be with really animalistic overtones, like werewolves and shit since there's this whole breeding cycle/heat aspect to it
Yeah, we're the ones that are supposed to get fucked. That's why we get the heat, the self-lubricating ass. All so some nice boy can come put his dick it in
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[honestly, as long as you're not in the business of 'trying to kill all the people in a region except for a select few because you think humanity is trash', we're good
(don't ask him why that's his boundary)]
What kind of a person is this bodyguard of yours? I may have seen him around.
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[ Luckily he is not the head of Team Flare ]
He's tall, angry looking. His name is Doumeki. He's a good kid, though, don't let his exterior fool you.
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[far more Team Rocket than Team Flare, thankfully........]
And I will have to ensure I keep an eye out for Doumeki! I hope he didn't struggle too much with Sanguis.
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[ Meowth that's right ]
We worked through it together
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...alright just promise him you're not all dressed in orange with matching sunglasses]
Ah. Well, that definitely explains the bodyguard and the disapproving doctor friend. But I'm not one to judge! Not to constantly come back to him, but that friend of mine turned out to be the leader of a criminal organisation himself, so...
[why can't he hold all these gang leaders??]
I'm glad you had fun with your bodyguard, at least. If he's Sanguis and you're Iris, that should balance out nicely!
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[ He'd ask him if he's hot but he'll....refrain.... for now]
It works out pretty well :) I'm looking forward to the Triple Moon
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(He is, though :/)]
Ah, of course! I keep forgetting about the triple moon. It seems like you've done your homework! I would say to make sure your bodyguard is with you once Iris hits - since the triple moon happens straight after it - but it seems rather pointless to remind you to keep your bodyguard around, no?
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I don't think he'll be much help during Iris, and he probably doesn't want to watch. He always gets weird about it.
[ this is so tmi ]
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also, TMI this might be, but it's a wonderful distraction-]
It sounds like your relationship is a little more complicated than the standard employer/employee.
[To put it mildly!]
Are you close? I'm aware that that could be a stupid question, in the scheme of things.
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[ Ah...Sanguis...so nice ]
Close? Like, emotionally? No.
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I see! Well, if it works for the two of you, then that's all that matters.
[....hmm.]
Does he enjoy being Sanguis, out of curiosity? I ask because it's so rare to find those who genuinely like the moonblessings they've been given.
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I think he does -- he can actually get hard during Sanguis, and I didn't hear him complaining about being able to fuck me for real
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Well, that would be an excellent - although I would imagine uncommon - reason to enjoy it!
[oh god, oh no, that's actually really fascinating from a scientific perspective, does he tell his 18yo research partner that Sanguis can restore erectile function?? Is that too lewd?? But it's so interesting-]
I guess if Iris can make us permanently...prepared, it makes sense that Sanguis could do the same for those who might lack the ability to make use of that preparedness.
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Yeah, when you put it that way, I guess it does make sense. It's not like he's hard all the time though -- they should've done that to sanguis! It only seems fair, if Iris has to be wet all the time, right?
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You're right! That would only be fair, no? From what I've learned, we've definitely earned the short end of the stick. I know Sanguis gets the extreme mood-swings as well, but Cordis just seem to get hungry! They're definitely the lucky ones.
[Seriously, if all he wanted to do during the moon cycle was eat, that would be fine. If only...]
It leads me to believe that Iris is the most....how do I say...flexible moonblessing. We make perfect partners for Sanguis or Cordis, don't we? The former, I suppose, in particular.
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[ Yashiro no ... ]
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[YASHIRO....]
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It's like a porn thing -- alpha, beta, omega. The alphas do the fucking, the omegas get fucked, and the betas are there?? They make people want to fuck or something. I don't know, whatever cordis do I guess.
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I can't say I've ever heard of it, but it does make sense...
[......]
So we've ended up being the ones who....
[IT'S KIND OF EMBARRASSING TO TYPE OKAY]
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Yeah, we're the ones that are supposed to get fucked. That's why we get the heat, the self-lubricating ass. All so some nice boy can come put his dick it in
[ He's not embarrassed at all!! ]
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And here I was thinking you didn't like the nice boys.
[GIVE HIM A SECOND]
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Aw, you remembered! You're too good.
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[He can talk the talk when he wants to! Just...perhaps less explicitly than Yashiro is used to.]
No nice boys yet, though. But perhaps I should be seeing this as an opportunity to expand my horizons?
[Positive...thinking??]
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[ If Sycamore has all these adoring fans who know how wonderful he is!! ]
You're able to make it go away without getting that kind of attention?
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Oh, I can't make it go away. I just endure it.
[NO REALLY, IT WILL NOT GO AWAY]
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