[ yes, see, they are going to have this conversation for science. and sex science is a science yashiro can totally get behind. ]
Yeah, when you put it that way, I guess it does make sense. It's not like he's hard all the time though -- they should've done that to sanguis! It only seems fair, if Iris has to be wet all the time, right?
You're right! That would only be fair, no? From what I've learned, we've definitely earned the short end of the stick. I know Sanguis gets the extreme mood-swings as well, but Cordis just seem to get hungry! They're definitely the lucky ones.
[Seriously, if all he wanted to do during the moon cycle was eat, that would be fine. If only...]
It leads me to believe that Iris is the most....how do I say...flexible moonblessing. We make perfect partners for Sanguis or Cordis, don't we? The former, I suppose, in particular.
It's like a porn thing -- alpha, beta, omega. The alphas do the fucking, the omegas get fucked, and the betas are there?? They make people want to fuck or something. I don't know, whatever cordis do I guess.
It's kind of niche -- it tends to be with really animalistic overtones, like werewolves and shit since there's this whole breeding cycle/heat aspect to it
Yeah, we're the ones that are supposed to get fucked. That's why we get the heat, the self-lubricating ass. All so some nice boy can come put his dick it in
Ah, that's very kind of you...but you don't have to worry! I plan to invest in some of those toys a friend recommended, and see how I end up.
[That or find a nice girl to peg him?? Is that an option??]
And of course, I forgot about your friend's problem...that will be frustrating. Perhaps time to try the nice boys, if you two aren't in a committed relationship?
Let me know how that goes. I get the feeling toys wouldn't be as good, but they're fun away so it's not like a loss if you end up just having to use them at a different time.
Haha, of course we're not in a committed relationship. Or any kind of relationship. People keep assuming that?? It's very strange. Do I seem like the kind of guy who can be committed to anything?
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Yeah, when you put it that way, I guess it does make sense. It's not like he's hard all the time though -- they should've done that to sanguis! It only seems fair, if Iris has to be wet all the time, right?
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You're right! That would only be fair, no? From what I've learned, we've definitely earned the short end of the stick. I know Sanguis gets the extreme mood-swings as well, but Cordis just seem to get hungry! They're definitely the lucky ones.
[Seriously, if all he wanted to do during the moon cycle was eat, that would be fine. If only...]
It leads me to believe that Iris is the most....how do I say...flexible moonblessing. We make perfect partners for Sanguis or Cordis, don't we? The former, I suppose, in particular.
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[ Yashiro no ... ]
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[YASHIRO....]
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It's like a porn thing -- alpha, beta, omega. The alphas do the fucking, the omegas get fucked, and the betas are there?? They make people want to fuck or something. I don't know, whatever cordis do I guess.
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I can't say I've ever heard of it, but it does make sense...
[......]
So we've ended up being the ones who....
[IT'S KIND OF EMBARRASSING TO TYPE OKAY]
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Yeah, we're the ones that are supposed to get fucked. That's why we get the heat, the self-lubricating ass. All so some nice boy can come put his dick it in
[ He's not embarrassed at all!! ]
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And here I was thinking you didn't like the nice boys.
[GIVE HIM A SECOND]
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Aw, you remembered! You're too good.
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[He can talk the talk when he wants to! Just...perhaps less explicitly than Yashiro is used to.]
No nice boys yet, though. But perhaps I should be seeing this as an opportunity to expand my horizons?
[Positive...thinking??]
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[ If Sycamore has all these adoring fans who know how wonderful he is!! ]
You're able to make it go away without getting that kind of attention?
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Oh, I can't make it go away. I just endure it.
[NO REALLY, IT WILL NOT GO AWAY]
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It's not that bad! It's only for 8 days!
[...
IT'S AWFUL]
Although I won't say I don't envy you and your bodyguard....
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I will find you during Iris. You're going to end up hurting yourself. 😕
[ My dude.... ]
I told you though, he can't get hard outside of sanguis so iris is going to be frustrating
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[That or find a nice girl to peg him?? Is that an option??]
And of course, I forgot about your friend's problem...that will be frustrating. Perhaps time to try the nice boys, if you two aren't in a committed relationship?
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Haha, of course we're not in a committed relationship. Or any kind of relationship. People keep assuming that?? It's very strange. Do I seem like the kind of guy who can be committed to anything?